On the door the sign it says "Open mic" come in and listen if you like.
Get a drink and take a seat come listen to others things.
Songs galore, old and new.
If you want get up too.
But no you *** you want to heckle and berate someone, oh your special.
So special you came straight from the gym, didn't shower and you stink
Your head is topped with a mersey **** oh I'm sorry it's your hair.
****** this and I'll do that, hot air from a skanks mouth
Well this morning I feel really good because last night I met you.
My life may never be the same in fact next week I'll come again.
If you open your foul scouse mouth, I'll get up and read this out!
Oct 23, 2017
Oct 23, 2017 at 6:45 PM UTC
On the door the sign it says "Open mic" come in and listen if you like.
Get a drink and take a seat come listen to others things.
Songs galore, old and new.
If you want get up too.
But no you *** you want to heckle and berate someone, oh your special.
So special you came straight from the gym, didn't shower and you stink
Your head is topped with a mersey **** oh I'm sorry it's your hair.
****** this and I'll do that, hot air from a skanks mouth
Well this morning I feel really good because last night I met you.
My life may never be the same in fact next week I'll come again.
If you open your foul scouse mouth, I'll get up and read this out!
For Megan who gave her all
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