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They told us, save your water keep the lakes and streams running blue conserve all that you can water the lawn only once a week, not two You'll save our city's tourism don't wash your car, or shower everyday be happy to contribute save and protect, our waterways We did as we were told we saved gallons, hectares, tonnes our tourism was saved for all each, and everyone The letter in the mail congratulations, now in order you used so little of this liquid resource we raised your bill, this quarter
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Jul 7, 2017
Jul 7, 2017 at 12:00 PM UTC
You did so well, here's the bill
They told us, save your water keep the lakes and streams running blue conserve all that you can water the lawn only once a week, not two You'll save our city's tourism don't wash your car, or shower everyday be happy to contribute save and protect, our waterways We did as we were told we saved gallons, hectares, tonnes our tourism was saved for all each, and everyone The letter in the mail congratulations, now in order you used so little of this liquid resource we raised your bill, this quarter
Yup, **** good job people! Oh BTW, we need to charge you more for the water you did use, cuz we are ********* :/ go figure, well, that is the basis of Austin No good deed, goes unpunished.
#water#austin#morons#sarcasm
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Jul 7, 2017
Jul 7, 2017 at 12:00 PM UTC
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