Sat down with
My date Ben
It was the full moon
We ate with
His friend Jerry
I brought along
My spoon
They were both
So engaging
They really brought
A smile
I had the
Americone Dream!
We chatted for a while
We'd gone out for
Sea food...
But the place was closed
So we had some
Phish food
Ben nearly proposed!
We got back to
My apartment
To watch some late TV
I put on
The Tonight Dough
We were happy
As can be!
Upon finding out
Ben & Jerry
Liked "The Dead"
I put on Cherry Garcia
That tune stuck
In my head!
Yup! It was a hot date!
I loosened up my belt
After a few minutes
I could see
Both of those guys melt!
But they were just
Half Baked
They ran out on me!
Now I'm just a
Chunky Monkey
As lonely as can be!
SøułSurvivør
(C) 7/7/2017
Jul 7, 2017
Jul 7, 2017 at 7:34 AM UTC
Sat down with
My date Ben
It was the full moon
We ate with
His friend Jerry
I brought along
My spoon
They were both
So engaging
They really brought
A smile
I had the
Americone Dream!
We chatted for a while
We'd gone out for
Sea food...
But the place was closed
So we had some
Phish food
Ben nearly proposed!
We got back to
My apartment
To watch some late TV
I put on
The Tonight Dough
We were happy
As can be!
Upon finding out
Ben & Jerry
Liked "The Dead"
I put on Cherry Garcia
That tune stuck
In my head!
Yup! It was a hot date!
I loosened up my belt
After a few minutes
I could see
Both of those guys melt!
But they were just
Half Baked
They ran out on me!
Now I'm just a
Chunky Monkey
As lonely as can be!
SøułSurvivør
(C) 7/7/2017
Ordered some Cherry Garcia tonight... my favorite flavor!
