I have a little hobby
I keep it secret in my mind
but I think that I will tell you
Because you seem so kind
On sunny days I wander out
& take a little walk
I drop down to the village
& find someone to stalk
I really don’t mean any harm
I just watch them walk round town
until they get into their car
then I take the number down
I try & find out where they live
& if it’s not too far
I go and pay a visit
with something nasty in a jar
I pour it on their doorstep
In the middle of the night
then rattle all their windows
& give them such a fright
13th June 2017
Jun 14, 2017
Jun 14, 2017 at 3:41 AM UTC
I have a little hobby
I keep it secret in my mind
but I think that I will tell you
Because you seem so kind
On sunny days I wander out
& take a little walk
I drop down to the village
& find someone to stalk
I really don’t mean any harm
I just watch them walk round town
until they get into their car
then I take the number down
I try & find out where they live
& if it’s not too far
I go and pay a visit
with something nasty in a jar
I pour it on their doorstep
In the middle of the night
then rattle all their windows
& give them such a fright
13th June 2017
A little bit of silly to brighten up my day.
Pupils at school think I'm training to be a serial killer. A friend (?) in USA from here and Twitter suggested I'd make a good stalker so....
