this patron
no longer exsists
well this is news
to me
i just returned some
overdue books
and wish to borrow more
but nope, not me
I no longer exsist
that must mean
I need not buy
those lambshanks
for tea
Not pay those bills
teeter tottering on
the verge of overedue
no need to be pleasent
to any one, especially
not you
Rude lady, new
to the system
who has coldly
informed me
of my demise
Who states with
disinterest and haught
in her spectacled eyes
You must not have
borrowed for
the past three years
You no longer exsist
this she did insist
even as I pointed out
I had returned books
only three days overdue
Even as other librarians
stopped to chat, knowing
my name, recommending
new books, telling me gossip
about this and that....
This patron does not exsist
it cannot be true, it is not a glitch
this patron is a patron
through and through
I left them to figure out
the mystery, I did not pout
or get out of sorts and a little blue
I said I would come back Monday
that is if over the weekend
I do not simply fade away
May 27, 2017
May 27, 2017 at 8:57 AM UTC
this patron
no longer exsists
well this is news
to me
i just returned some
overdue books
and wish to borrow more
but nope, not me
I no longer exsist
that must mean
I need not buy
those lambshanks
for tea
Not pay those bills
teeter tottering on
the verge of overedue
no need to be pleasent
to any one, especially
not you
Rude lady, new
to the system
who has coldly
informed me
of my demise
Who states with
disinterest and haught
in her spectacled eyes
You must not have
borrowed for
the past three years
You no longer exsist
this she did insist
even as I pointed out
I had returned books
only three days overdue
Even as other librarians
stopped to chat, knowing
my name, recommending
new books, telling me gossip
about this and that....
This patron does not exsist
it cannot be true, it is not a glitch
this patron is a patron
through and through
I left them to figure out
the mystery, I did not pout
or get out of sorts and a little blue
I said I would come back Monday
that is if over the weekend
I do not simply fade away
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