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i don't know about you, but ******** out   a high-fibre ****                       out of your ***        feels just as good, if not more,         as good,        as having an ****** **** when that slug slides out?            thump! plop! ploop! given that... i can't imagine shoving anything up that alley...               there's too much pleasure easing something out from that cul de sac.... why would i even want to stick something in there? perhaps having ******** allows you to make that comparison...       taking a **** can feel just as good as having an ****** or urinating, with a ******** but that's just me...          we know how western society is oh so objective / "scientific"... so... why would we need food critics for? or wine critics?                 it either tastes great... or it tastes like **** if we're being so ******* scientific, do we need these scientific differentiations to be respected in our,        so called, society? who needs them?!     off to the guillotine with them, alongside that ***** of an antoinette! what sort of society prizes itself as being primordially-scientific, clueless ******* objective by my say, and then champions restaurant critics, or food critics... or critics for their own worth... what part of giving a critique of food is objective, to later bombast a stance for championing darwinism as the pinnacle of humanity's total worth?    maybe i missed something. anglophone wankers;     have a jerk-and-whammy on this crap! like all of engloosh science: robin hood, who could, but never would.
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May 21, 2017
May 21, 2017 at 2:25 PM UTC
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i don't know about you, but ******** out   a high-fibre ****                       out of your ***        feels just as good, if not more,         as good,        as having an ****** **** when that slug slides out?            thump! plop! ploop! given that... i can't imagine shoving anything up that alley...               there's too much pleasure easing something out from that cul de sac.... why would i even want to stick something in there? perhaps having ******** allows you to make that comparison...       taking a **** can feel just as good as having an ****** or urinating, with a ******** but that's just me...          we know how western society is oh so objective / "scientific"... so... why would we need food critics for? or wine critics?                 it either tastes great... or it tastes like **** if we're being so ******* scientific, do we need these scientific differentiations to be respected in our,        so called, society? who needs them?!     off to the guillotine with them, alongside that ***** of an antoinette! what sort of society prizes itself as being primordially-scientific, clueless ******* objective by my say, and then champions restaurant critics, or food critics... or critics for their own worth... what part of giving a critique of food is objective, to later bombast a stance for championing darwinism as the pinnacle of humanity's total worth?    maybe i missed something. anglophone wankers;     have a jerk-and-whammy on this crap! like all of engloosh science: robin hood, who could, but never would.
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May 21, 2017
May 21, 2017 at 2:25 PM UTC
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