For Secret servicing so nice
and pay for play that rocked your world,
best keep private your secret vice;
If there's a next time, Pay the Girl.
Squabbling with a **********
in Cartegena of all places
has made you unemployable
and caused flushed and embarrassed faces.
Your actions placed POTUS at risk-
Foreign relations are so tricky
Settle on price before you play,
avoiding situations sticky.
Your servicing was less than secret
The whole world knows you sought some "strange"
A shame you lasted just a minute-
still no excuse to ask for change.
Apr 20, 2012
Apr 20, 2012 at 10:00 PM UTC
For Secret servicing so nice
and pay for play that rocked your world,
best keep private your secret vice;
If there's a next time, Pay the Girl.
Squabbling with a **********
in Cartegena of all places
has made you unemployable
and caused flushed and embarrassed faces.
Your actions placed POTUS at risk-
Foreign relations are so tricky
Settle on price before you play,
avoiding situations sticky.
Your servicing was less than secret
The whole world knows you sought some "strange"
A shame you lasted just a minute-
still no excuse to ask for change.
my take on the secret service *** scandal
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