How hard is it,
To pick them out,
Together.
I mean they specifically come in pairs,
Two, dos, zwei, deux,
Trapped together by plastic handcuffs.
Pairs,
Like pairs of binocular eyes,
Like a pair of hearing aids,
Like barbeque chicken wings,
Like that obnoxious aunt and uncle.
Are you a slob?
Is your closet a mess?
You’re definitely a person who leaves hair in the drain.
Why do they cease to match,
Is it to purposely annoy me,
While I’m waiting for this **** bus,
which was an hour late,
two hours ago.
One is green like it was picked from a nose,
One is orange,
Bright
Orange.
You had to pick the most clashing colors, right?
And I can see them,
Right there, poking out of your
Adidas flats.
They taunt me,
Regard my shoes with noses turned up,
Play tennis with my emotions,
And twist my brain like a contortionist.
Were you in a rush this morning,
That you totally forgot to look for a pair,
An ACTUAL pair?!
There were absolutely none?!
Is it wrong that I’m judging you right now,
Or that I definitely would not want to have a conversation,
Let alone sit next to you.
Socks are supposed to match,
That’s how they’re made,
Knitted, sewn, and colored soulmates,
S-o came along and bonded with c-k-s,
See, it’s chemistry.
May 3, 2017
May 3, 2017 at 11:31 AM UTC
How hard is it,
To pick them out,
Together.
I mean they specifically come in pairs,
Two, dos, zwei, deux,
Trapped together by plastic handcuffs.
Pairs,
Like pairs of binocular eyes,
Like a pair of hearing aids,
Like barbeque chicken wings,
Like that obnoxious aunt and uncle.
Are you a slob?
Is your closet a mess?
You’re definitely a person who leaves hair in the drain.
Why do they cease to match,
Is it to purposely annoy me,
While I’m waiting for this **** bus,
which was an hour late,
two hours ago.
One is green like it was picked from a nose,
One is orange,
Bright
Orange.
You had to pick the most clashing colors, right?
And I can see them,
Right there, poking out of your
Adidas flats.
They taunt me,
Regard my shoes with noses turned up,
Play tennis with my emotions,
And twist my brain like a contortionist.
Were you in a rush this morning,
That you totally forgot to look for a pair,
An ACTUAL pair?!
There were absolutely none?!
Is it wrong that I’m judging you right now,
Or that I definitely would not want to have a conversation,
Let alone sit next to you.
Socks are supposed to match,
That’s how they’re made,
Knitted, sewn, and colored soulmates,
S-o came along and bonded with c-k-s,
See, it’s chemistry.
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