Counting Dachshunds
Some people go to sleep by counting sheep
But I instead must count two dachshund pups
Who are not comforted by box or crate
Or fluffy towels upon the bedroom floor
Astrid and Luna commandeer the pillows
By right of conquest over human hearts
And there recline like princesses royal
Throughout the watches of the dreaming night
O sleepy little carnivores, you bless
Both nights and days with doggie happiness!
Apr 24, 2017
Apr 24, 2017 at 6:52 PM UTC
Counting Dachshunds
Some people go to sleep by counting sheep
But I instead must count two dachshund pups
Who are not comforted by box or crate
Or fluffy towels upon the bedroom floor
Astrid and Luna commandeer the pillows
By right of conquest over human hearts
And there recline like princesses royal
Throughout the watches of the dreaming night
O sleepy little carnivores, you bless
Both nights and days with doggie happiness!