I met a girl today.
Walking the hot streets of L.A.
She was gorgeous from her head to her feet.
So I caught up to her without skipping a beat.
I smiled and said “Hi “, and she said “Hi “ too.
I thought “ ***** just wait until what I have in store for you\. “
One thing led to another and I took her home.
This dumb **** thinks we’re just going to bone.
As soon as I had her on my couch screaming “ more “
I lifted her up and walked her through my bedroom door.
What she didn’t know was I had a little hammer.
But LOL even if she did it really wouldn’t matter.
As soon as I got her in my room and laid her on my bed.
I started ******* her doggystyle and then crushed the back of her head.
She started squirming trying to get free.
But I held her down, got my nut, and whacked her X3.
Now she is dead and I can move on.
I took her out back and buried her in my lawn.
I cleaned up at a very fast pace.
Because 20 minutes later my wife came home from work with dinner, so
we sat down and said grace.
Can’t wait for tomorrow cause it’s a new day.
Who knows?
Maybe I’ll meet another cute girl in the busy streets of L.A.
Written by: Kyle Frederickson
Apr 23, 2017
Apr 23, 2017 at 10:54 PM UTC
I met a girl today.
Walking the hot streets of L.A.
She was gorgeous from her head to her feet.
So I caught up to her without skipping a beat.
I smiled and said “Hi “, and she said “Hi “ too.
I thought “ ***** just wait until what I have in store for you\. “
One thing led to another and I took her home.
This dumb **** thinks we’re just going to bone.
As soon as I had her on my couch screaming “ more “
I lifted her up and walked her through my bedroom door.
What she didn’t know was I had a little hammer.
But LOL even if she did it really wouldn’t matter.
As soon as I got her in my room and laid her on my bed.
I started ******* her doggystyle and then crushed the back of her head.
She started squirming trying to get free.
But I held her down, got my nut, and whacked her X3.
Now she is dead and I can move on.
I took her out back and buried her in my lawn.
I cleaned up at a very fast pace.
Because 20 minutes later my wife came home from work with dinner, so
we sat down and said grace.
Can’t wait for tomorrow cause it’s a new day.
Who knows?
Maybe I’ll meet another cute girl in the busy streets of L.A.
Written by: Kyle Frederickson
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