Lay right back
and I'll tell a tale
a tale of meds gone wrong
it started at the bar last night
that's why I wrote this song
the pill was not that small, but blue
a diamondly shaped cure
setting my watch timer
for a four hour tour
a four hour tour
She told me that, she liked my smile
and wanted to know more
like if I made good breakfast
and if I'd like to score
and if I'd like to score
My libido took her places
she'd never seen before
and made a mess of my apartment
of that you can be sure
of that you can be sure
I ran aground as my watch went off
not for lack of need
my buddy did not know it
but now he couldn't ***
EMS said I was lucky
as purple not a shade
I would want to keep in vogue
or put upon display
The needle began removing blood
at rate that made me swoon
nurse plunging it in so deep
a ****** harpoon
a ****** harpoon
So take my warning serious
and know not to indulge
or at the ER you will be
an exsanguinating bulge
my exsanguinated bulge
Mar 21, 2017
Mar 21, 2017 at 2:53 PM UTC
Lay right back
and I'll tell a tale
a tale of meds gone wrong
it started at the bar last night
that's why I wrote this song
the pill was not that small, but blue
a diamondly shaped cure
setting my watch timer
for a four hour tour
a four hour tour
She told me that, she liked my smile
and wanted to know more
like if I made good breakfast
and if I'd like to score
and if I'd like to score
My libido took her places
she'd never seen before
and made a mess of my apartment
of that you can be sure
of that you can be sure
I ran aground as my watch went off
not for lack of need
my buddy did not know it
but now he couldn't ***
EMS said I was lucky
as purple not a shade
I would want to keep in vogue
or put upon display
The needle began removing blood
at rate that made me swoon
nurse plunging it in so deep
a ****** harpoon
a ****** harpoon
So take my warning serious
and know not to indulge
or at the ER you will be
an exsanguinating bulge
my exsanguinated bulge
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