Republican Jesus is not all that keen
on feeding the poor
to tell the truth
food-stamps lead to dependence
don't they,
Republican Jesus winks & nods
at wives on the side
third wives
& trophy wives
oh good luck to you son
on that one,
Republican Jesus hates softness
& gentleness
& just plain kindness
it reeks of communism
& caring
& sharing,
Republican Jesus will **** for Christ,
sleep with his guns,
caress his ammo
his lock, stock & barrel,
tongue bullets
not wafers,
Republican Jesus loves money
loves money a whole bunch
gets excited
over money,
caresses himself
while watching
Lives of the Rich and Famous,
Republican Jesus has a private jet
with gold commode
& caviar,
sips the very best
of everything,
& feels no pain.
Republican Jesus has flipped it all around,
all the love for the destitute,
the feeding of the five thousand,
the humility,
the simple loaves & fishes,
Republican Jesus has the ethics of
a hyena
& the honesty of
the cuckoo bird,
the warm-heartedness
of a hungry great white,
the vision of a mole,
& the promise
of a golden future
built upon the backs
of the less
fortunate.
Republican Jesus is the real deal
isn't he!
Feb 27, 2017
Feb 27, 2017 at 9:47 PM UTC
Republican Jesus is not all that keen
on feeding the poor
to tell the truth
food-stamps lead to dependence
don't they,
Republican Jesus winks & nods
at wives on the side
third wives
& trophy wives
oh good luck to you son
on that one,
Republican Jesus hates softness
& gentleness
& just plain kindness
it reeks of communism
& caring
& sharing,
Republican Jesus will **** for Christ,
sleep with his guns,
caress his ammo
his lock, stock & barrel,
tongue bullets
not wafers,
Republican Jesus loves money
loves money a whole bunch
gets excited
over money,
caresses himself
while watching
Lives of the Rich and Famous,
Republican Jesus has a private jet
with gold commode
& caviar,
sips the very best
of everything,
& feels no pain.
Republican Jesus has flipped it all around,
all the love for the destitute,
the feeding of the five thousand,
the humility,
the simple loaves & fishes,
Republican Jesus has the ethics of
a hyena
& the honesty of
the cuckoo bird,
the warm-heartedness
of a hungry great white,
the vision of a mole,
& the promise
of a golden future
built upon the backs
of the less
fortunate.
Republican Jesus is the real deal
isn't he!
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