I blew my nose the other day
I blew it really hard
imagine my amazement
twas the size of Scotland Yard
It had a mind of it's own
jumped up on a soapbox
blathering about, it's ****** rights
getting stuck on shoes, and socks
Aghast and amazed
everyone stood and stared
the rights of boogers on display
not like, any of us cared
I had to apologize
and blushed, four shades of red
picking it up, with a giant tissue
squashing it, till dead
Feb 22, 2017
Feb 22, 2017 at 1:44 PM UTC
I blew my nose the other day
I blew it really hard
imagine my amazement
twas the size of Scotland Yard
It had a mind of it's own
jumped up on a soapbox
blathering about, it's ****** rights
getting stuck on shoes, and socks
Aghast and amazed
everyone stood and stared
the rights of boogers on display
not like, any of us cared
I had to apologize
and blushed, four shades of red
picking it up, with a giant tissue
squashing it, till dead
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