Jebediah woke up, fixed himself a stiff drink
And he thought everything was fine
Then he found Matt’s feet, covered up in red ink
Lucifer’d caught him in the night
But, he ain’t no fool
He knows Pharmacy Ted
Julie Ann suffers from a stress disorder
That keeps her awake all the time
Freak out, rip the sheets, play a game of tiddlywinks
That chick does it all the time…
She’d rather drink whiskey than wine!
Well, she’s sleeping now
And there’s pills by the bed
She's sleeping sound
She knew Pharmacy Ted
Mar 28, 2012
Mar 28, 2012 at 9:53 PM UTC
Jebediah woke up, fixed himself a stiff drink
And he thought everything was fine
Then he found Matt’s feet, covered up in red ink
Lucifer’d caught him in the night
But, he ain’t no fool
He knows Pharmacy Ted
Julie Ann suffers from a stress disorder
That keeps her awake all the time
Freak out, rip the sheets, play a game of tiddlywinks
That chick does it all the time…
She’d rather drink whiskey than wine!
Well, she’s sleeping now
And there’s pills by the bed
She's sleeping sound
She knew Pharmacy Ted
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