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Our prez is now Donald J Trump Who has promised to clean out the sump       Well he's certainly no wussy       When groping a ***** What more to expect from a gump? In charge of the Vice, Michael Pence Said some things that embrace little sense,        "Global warming's a myth"        But's now taking the fifth In attempting to straddle the fence We all recall general Flynn Put in charge of security spin       A trained atomiser       No more Trump's advisor - His deal with the devil's his sin The billionaire Betsy Devos Making plans for a school albatross       Hating free education       Backs private castration And kids will be bearing her Cross. The Congress approved Jeff B. Sessions Ignoring his racist obsessions       He seemingly cares       More for foreign affairs While forgiving Klan's toxic transgressions. Chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon Develops the Great Again Canon:       The Goldman Sachs Bankster       Turned yellow rag gangster Flings crap from the New Order cannon Says EPA ruler Scott Pruitt "Instead of dry facts, we intuit..."       (His work as denier       Keeps profits much higher) "... If everything dies, well, just ***** it" The war whoops of Mad Doggy Mattis Awaken the death apparatus       With boundless expense       For a doomsday defence - Armageddon administered gratis The magnates no longer need lobby Or fight regulations thought snobby -        Now set in the saddle       They're herding the cattle And pulling the strings as a hobby Now the Don can start wielding the axes Truncating the tariffs and taxes       The Mafia boss       Is dismissing the dross And poverty's pain as it waxes
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Feb 18, 2017
Feb 18, 2017 at 7:11 AM UTC
Lotsa Limericks ... Politicians Per Verse
Our prez is now Donald J Trump Who has promised to clean out the sump       Well he's certainly no wussy       When groping a ***** What more to expect from a gump? In charge of the Vice, Michael Pence Said some things that embrace little sense,        "Global warming's a myth"        But's now taking the fifth In attempting to straddle the fence We all recall general Flynn Put in charge of security spin       A trained atomiser       No more Trump's advisor - His deal with the devil's his sin The billionaire Betsy Devos Making plans for a school albatross       Hating free education       Backs private castration And kids will be bearing her Cross. The Congress approved Jeff B. Sessions Ignoring his racist obsessions       He seemingly cares       More for foreign affairs While forgiving Klan's toxic transgressions. Chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon Develops the Great Again Canon:       The Goldman Sachs Bankster       Turned yellow rag gangster Flings crap from the New Order cannon Says EPA ruler Scott Pruitt "Instead of dry facts, we intuit..."       (His work as denier       Keeps profits much higher) "... If everything dies, well, just ***** it" The war whoops of Mad Doggy Mattis Awaken the death apparatus       With boundless expense       For a doomsday defence - Armageddon administered gratis The magnates no longer need lobby Or fight regulations thought snobby -        Now set in the saddle       They're herding the cattle And pulling the strings as a hobby Now the Don can start wielding the axes Truncating the tariffs and taxes       The Mafia boss       Is dismissing the dross And poverty's pain as it waxes
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Feb 18, 2017
Feb 18, 2017 at 7:11 AM UTC
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