In order to drum up business
I roam the streets of my hometown
handing out my hand bills
dressed as a circus clown
I can see the fear in eyes
passing them my sheet adverts
never a clown will they deny
threatening, in a violent shirt
They'll hem and haw, uncomfortable
trying to ignore my ad and spiel
my entrapment, so intentional
extolling my sales, and deals
Has my business increased?
why yes, it greatly did expand
my gun shop advertisements
creating, new demand
Jan 27, 2017
Jan 27, 2017 at 3:16 PM UTC
In order to drum up business
I roam the streets of my hometown
handing out my hand bills
dressed as a circus clown
I can see the fear in eyes
passing them my sheet adverts
never a clown will they deny
threatening, in a violent shirt
They'll hem and haw, uncomfortable
trying to ignore my ad and spiel
my entrapment, so intentional
extolling my sales, and deals
Has my business increased?
why yes, it greatly did expand
my gun shop advertisements
creating, new demand
Hehe BLAM goes the Ronald! :D
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