She was working cashier at the burger place
Boss was always dissing her hair
All the piercing, on her body and face
It wasn't ever right, or fair
She was taking take out orders over by the grill
Keeping eyes on the pockets of grease
That's when she saw me, ooo she saw me
I walked into the out line, out line
I wore a raspberry toupee
The kind ya buy in a used toupee store
Raspberry toupee
If it was warm, sweating out of every pore
Raspberry toupee
I think I love her
Built like I was
I had the nerve to ask her
If her buns were really warm and hard
So, I winked
That's when she hit me
slapped me with a greasy frying pan
and beat me, with a tub of lard
I say now, burger days used to turn me on
But something about my plans with her nixed
I wasn't all to bright
But I could tell when she beat me
She knew how to deliver her kicks
I wore a raspberry toupee
The kind ya buy in a used toupee store
It was a raspberry toupee
If it was warm, sweating out of every pore
Raspberry toupee
I think I love her
The pains make me scream, almost every day
All the customers wonder who I am
My bandages hide, just what she sees
Sitting down, am still seeing stars
Listen
They say the first words ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance to do it all again
I wouldn't say a thing
'Cause my bodies in a sling
With a girl as strong as she was then
I wore a raspberry toupee
The kind ya buy in a used toupee store
It was a raspberry toupee
If it was warm, sweating out of every pore
It was a raspberry toupee
I think I, I think I, I think I love her!
Jan 6, 2017
Jan 6, 2017 at 1:25 PM UTC
She was working cashier at the burger place
Boss was always dissing her hair
All the piercing, on her body and face
It wasn't ever right, or fair
She was taking take out orders over by the grill
Keeping eyes on the pockets of grease
That's when she saw me, ooo she saw me
I walked into the out line, out line
I wore a raspberry toupee
The kind ya buy in a used toupee store
Raspberry toupee
If it was warm, sweating out of every pore
Raspberry toupee
I think I love her
Built like I was
I had the nerve to ask her
If her buns were really warm and hard
So, I winked
That's when she hit me
slapped me with a greasy frying pan
and beat me, with a tub of lard
I say now, burger days used to turn me on
But something about my plans with her nixed
I wasn't all to bright
But I could tell when she beat me
She knew how to deliver her kicks
I wore a raspberry toupee
The kind ya buy in a used toupee store
It was a raspberry toupee
If it was warm, sweating out of every pore
Raspberry toupee
I think I love her
The pains make me scream, almost every day
All the customers wonder who I am
My bandages hide, just what she sees
Sitting down, am still seeing stars
Listen
They say the first words ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance to do it all again
I wouldn't say a thing
'Cause my bodies in a sling
With a girl as strong as she was then
I wore a raspberry toupee
The kind ya buy in a used toupee store
It was a raspberry toupee
If it was warm, sweating out of every pore
It was a raspberry toupee
I think I, I think I, I think I love her!
Do I have to say anything? LOL
Sometimes I'm a twisted little *** :D
