Your face is oblique
But it's quite unique
Don't mind the critique.
Apply a pound of cosmetics
Transform your looks of a derelict
Into an Anna Kendrick.
Here, take this bouquet
Use a striking sobriquet
And own the soiree.
Sting like a bee
With your Master's degree
In bottomless energy.
Crack jokes like a nut
Leave them hanging like, "What?"
Blend your humor and your guts.
End the night like milk
Drag your dress of fake silk
Call a taxi driver of your ilk.
Head home like a killer
Laugh proud at the mirror
Because tonight, you're the winner.
Jan 1, 2017
Jan 1, 2017 at 12:15 PM UTC
Your face is oblique
But it's quite unique
Don't mind the critique.
Apply a pound of cosmetics
Transform your looks of a derelict
Into an Anna Kendrick.
Here, take this bouquet
Use a striking sobriquet
And own the soiree.
Sting like a bee
With your Master's degree
In bottomless energy.
Crack jokes like a nut
Leave them hanging like, "What?"
Blend your humor and your guts.
End the night like milk
Drag your dress of fake silk
Call a taxi driver of your ilk.
Head home like a killer
Laugh proud at the mirror
Because tonight, you're the winner.