I am a soldier of Fortune 500
I feel neither pain nor hunger
In this applicant pool, I almost feel outnumbered
I look dapper in my business suit; don't mind the holes at the elbows and knees
Instead, notice my resume and my level of expertise
Ask me anything you please
How did I end here in this tragedy?
Although well versed in corporate strategy
Even I was not prepared for this calamity
Stock shares crashing to the ground
My comrades falling all around
With a gruesome sound
So much carnage abound
Growth and acquisition
Revenge and retribution
I can make a contribution
I just need a job; I assure I am a great fit
I never tire and never quit
Yes, I did bring my work permit
I am a soldier of fortune; a gun for hire
I make my way under heavy fire
I will make it through this mire
I am what you call a corporate survivor
Dec 30, 2016
Dec 30, 2016 at 10:06 AM UTC
I am a soldier of Fortune 500
I feel neither pain nor hunger
In this applicant pool, I almost feel outnumbered
I look dapper in my business suit; don't mind the holes at the elbows and knees
Instead, notice my resume and my level of expertise
Ask me anything you please
How did I end here in this tragedy?
Although well versed in corporate strategy
Even I was not prepared for this calamity
Stock shares crashing to the ground
My comrades falling all around
With a gruesome sound
So much carnage abound
Growth and acquisition
Revenge and retribution
I can make a contribution
I just need a job; I assure I am a great fit
I never tire and never quit
Yes, I did bring my work permit
I am a soldier of fortune; a gun for hire
I make my way under heavy fire
I will make it through this mire
I am what you call a corporate survivor