Slumping back in your chair
You hardly move your head
Gazing straight ahead you look
Like the living dead
Your feet are swollen like balloons
With little piggy toes
How you stayed alive this long
Heaven only knows
Your belly looks as though
It's about to pop
You're looking nine months pregnant
And about to drop
I'm sure you're very clever
But hardly very wise
When's the last time
You took some exercise?
Jan 9, 2017
Jan 9, 2017 at 10:06 AM UTC
Slumping back in your chair
You hardly move your head
Gazing straight ahead you look
Like the living dead
Your feet are swollen like balloons
With little piggy toes
How you stayed alive this long
Heaven only knows
Your belly looks as though
It's about to pop
You're looking nine months pregnant
And about to drop
I'm sure you're very clever
But hardly very wise
When's the last time
You took some exercise?
Thought it but didn't say it.
