That dress was on sale.
Oh he's just a friend.
I don't care if you're poor,
I'm with you til the end.
It's okay...no really...
I swear I'm not mad.
You're by far the best lover
that I've ever had.
I'm not into looks,
I want a sensitive lover.
Not tonight I have a headache.
I do like your mother!
We have to break-up,
but it's not you it's me.
That dent in the car?
That was there already!
I had a great time.
Hope to see you again.
Babe, you're way better
looking than your best friend.
Size doesn't matter,
it's not that big a deal.
A toupee? You're kidding!
I thought it was real!
McDonald's is fine
I'm not into money.
Oh at first I didn't get it,
but that joke was funny!
This old thing? What ever!
This dress ain't new.
It's just a night out with the girls!
Come on, I trust you!
These are lies that are told by bad women.
Silly ****** chicks" playing dumb games.
You would never hear those pass the lips of...
Us intelligent, sweet, classy dames!
Oct 10, 2016
Oct 10, 2016 at 7:10 PM UTC
That dress was on sale.
Oh he's just a friend.
I don't care if you're poor,
I'm with you til the end.
It's okay...no really...
I swear I'm not mad.
You're by far the best lover
that I've ever had.
I'm not into looks,
I want a sensitive lover.
Not tonight I have a headache.
I do like your mother!
We have to break-up,
but it's not you it's me.
That dent in the car?
That was there already!
I had a great time.
Hope to see you again.
Babe, you're way better
looking than your best friend.
Size doesn't matter,
it's not that big a deal.
A toupee? You're kidding!
I thought it was real!
McDonald's is fine
I'm not into money.
Oh at first I didn't get it,
but that joke was funny!
This old thing? What ever!
This dress ain't new.
It's just a night out with the girls!
Come on, I trust you!
These are lies that are told by bad women.
Silly ****** chicks" playing dumb games.
You would never hear those pass the lips of...
Us intelligent, sweet, classy dames!
Another older poem that's here to make you smile :)
