I went adrift
Into the wood
Wouldn't you know
I couldn't or should
But I am a fool
And that's what I did
And nonsense
Is all the woods
Would me give
The ground is but rock
And wet is my sock
And rangers are strangers
And city folk mock
So fire we made
While the baren trees swayed
In the pitch black of night
In a yurt hovel cave
The drinks were a pouring
As camping is boring
And What is there other
than waiting for morning.
Why the did I go
What the hell did I think
Knowing that outdoor activities stink
The sleep is not sleep
And the food is all meat
And strange ranger Rick says you must be discreet.
So **** all the bears
And the fly's and the ticks
If I had more than one
They could **** extra *****
So head what I say
And stay far away
From state sponsored
State parks
the rocks and sticks
Stay home and inside
just turn on Netflix
Oct 9, 2016
Oct 9, 2016 at 7:57 PM UTC
I went adrift
Into the wood
Wouldn't you know
I couldn't or should
But I am a fool
And that's what I did
And nonsense
Is all the woods
Would me give
The ground is but rock
And wet is my sock
And rangers are strangers
And city folk mock
So fire we made
While the baren trees swayed
In the pitch black of night
In a yurt hovel cave
The drinks were a pouring
As camping is boring
And What is there other
than waiting for morning.
Why the did I go
What the hell did I think
Knowing that outdoor activities stink
The sleep is not sleep
And the food is all meat
And strange ranger Rick says you must be discreet.
So **** all the bears
And the fly's and the ticks
If I had more than one
They could **** extra *****
So head what I say
And stay far away
From state sponsored
State parks
the rocks and sticks
Stay home and inside
just turn on Netflix
Oh and Lyme disease. Ya that is lots of fun.
