It's a, colonoscopy, a simple colonoscopy
checking your bowels, for things that you, might have forgot
I mean a, colonoscopy
not really where ya wanna be
drinking goop that cleans ya out
and makes ya wanna gag
It's a, colonoscopy, a simple colonoscopy
not a packing of the fudge, or a deviant excuse
I mean a, colonoscopy
a cinematic intrusion probability
the kind that ya can't show the kids
or hang upon your wall
It's a, colonoscopy, a simple colonoscopy
it's a must for determining, if I'm cancer free
I mean a, colonoscopy
so I can exercise my liberty
I will not be persecuted anally
for at least three to four more years
It's a, colonoscopy, a super duper biopsy
popping polyps, before they can, ever pop me
I say a, colonoscopy
an endoscopic discovery
living worry free and wild
three to four more years
Sep 27, 2016
Sep 27, 2016 at 8:17 AM UTC
It's a, colonoscopy, a simple colonoscopy
checking your bowels, for things that you, might have forgot
I mean a, colonoscopy
not really where ya wanna be
drinking goop that cleans ya out
and makes ya wanna gag
It's a, colonoscopy, a simple colonoscopy
not a packing of the fudge, or a deviant excuse
I mean a, colonoscopy
a cinematic intrusion probability
the kind that ya can't show the kids
or hang upon your wall
It's a, colonoscopy, a simple colonoscopy
it's a must for determining, if I'm cancer free
I mean a, colonoscopy
so I can exercise my liberty
I will not be persecuted anally
for at least three to four more years
It's a, colonoscopy, a super duper biopsy
popping polyps, before they can, ever pop me
I say a, colonoscopy
an endoscopic discovery
living worry free and wild
three to four more years
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