I had a puppy
I'm happy to say
But my puppy
He died one day
I had a mom
To me she said
******** I think
Your puppy's dead
So my puppy I took
Way out in the yard
I dug her a hole
And read her a card
**** you puppy
How dare you die
Leaving me here
Alone to cry"
The more I thought
About her death
And how I watched
Her last breath
I began to hate
This ****** mutt
Just laying there
Her eyes are shut
How dare you die
And leave me be
"It was a truck
What didn't you see?"
Stupid dog
I hate you now
You broke my heart
I'll get a cow
A cow you see
A gentle grazer
For when she dies
I can braise her
Until that day
She'll be my friend
We'll play fetch
My heart she'll mend
So **** you dog
You're inedible
This here cow
Will taste incredible
Sep 23, 2016
Sep 23, 2016 at 9:31 PM UTC
I had a puppy
I'm happy to say
But my puppy
He died one day
I had a mom
To me she said
******** I think
Your puppy's dead
So my puppy I took
Way out in the yard
I dug her a hole
And read her a card
**** you puppy
How dare you die
Leaving me here
Alone to cry"
The more I thought
About her death
And how I watched
Her last breath
I began to hate
This ****** mutt
Just laying there
Her eyes are shut
How dare you die
And leave me be
"It was a truck
What didn't you see?"
Stupid dog
I hate you now
You broke my heart
I'll get a cow
A cow you see
A gentle grazer
For when she dies
I can braise her
Until that day
She'll be my friend
We'll play fetch
My heart she'll mend
So **** you dog
You're inedible
This here cow
Will taste incredible