It crawled out of his nose, at the podium
no tissue to dispose, not made of sodium
Sliding up to the mike, as everyone aghast
no finger in the **** green, as a chloroplast
Tapping it once or twice, opening a faux mouth
it didn't do it nicely, slipping a little to the south
"bigots, racists, haters, I'm sure we can agree"
"most of you are traitors, and more vile, than I can ever be"
"keep to your own gender, don't steal from the plate"
"don't be an offender, a hellbound type of trait"
"I'll will leave you now, with these far wiser words"
"I'm cleaner than you anyhow, but not cleaner, than your turds"
Slinking off to the side, disappearing on the floor
Sinking into the great divide, to be seen in nevermore.
Sep 20, 2016
Sep 20, 2016 at 9:06 PM UTC
It crawled out of his nose, at the podium
no tissue to dispose, not made of sodium
Sliding up to the mike, as everyone aghast
no finger in the **** green, as a chloroplast
Tapping it once or twice, opening a faux mouth
it didn't do it nicely, slipping a little to the south
"bigots, racists, haters, I'm sure we can agree"
"most of you are traitors, and more vile, than I can ever be"
"keep to your own gender, don't steal from the plate"
"don't be an offender, a hellbound type of trait"
"I'll will leave you now, with these far wiser words"
"I'm cleaner than you anyhow, but not cleaner, than your turds"
Slinking off to the side, disappearing on the floor
Sinking into the great divide, to be seen in nevermore.
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