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here's an unusual request that was made of the ladies who are guests at the domain could you send by express mail a pair of cotton or lace ******* to be worn on a manly tail I thought to myself the cost of sending my bloomers would be far too expensive as postage fees are going up up up all the time several ladies did oblige and dispatched their girdles and suspender belts for the said man's tail which so delighted the undergarment gatherer's warped rail
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Sep 7, 2016
Sep 7, 2016 at 9:53 PM UTC
Warped Rail
here's an unusual request that was made of the ladies who are guests at the domain could you send by express mail a pair of cotton or lace ******* to be worn on a manly tail I thought to myself the cost of sending my bloomers would be far too expensive as postage fees are going up up up all the time several ladies did oblige and dispatched their girdles and suspender belts for the said man's tail which so delighted the undergarment gatherer's warped rail
#mail  #undergarments  *******  #satire
ElizabethSquires
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Sep 7, 2016
Sep 7, 2016 at 9:53 PM UTC
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