NURSE KRACHET
I’m scared to speak too loud
So I’ll whisper, just in case
That nasty nurse Miss Krachet
Comes in and shows her face
She’s quite a nasty woman
And looks just like a witch
Her face and nose both posses
This long and gnarly stitch
She walks around limping
Unsupported by a broom
She has this air about her
Must think she’s Heidi Klum
I asked her for my *****
When I once had to ***
She said, get it yourself
You won’t get it from me
But I’m confined to bed, I said
So I can’t go nowhere
She said, **** off old man
And that’s no lie, I swear
When she left, I asked my roomy
To get me that pissy ***
I had waited for so long
I had to **** a lot
I filled it up, right to the top
The next move quite the chore
Since I couldn’t bend or stretch too far
I barely made the floor
As time went by, I forgot
Where that *** now rested
So when nurse Krachet, walked right in
Her anger, soon was tested
Up to my bed, she sauntered
Thus did not see the spot
Where I had put that silly thing
Until she kicked that ***
It all splashed out, on her foot
The floor, her socks and shoes
And then her face, turned bright red
Which did, just me amuse
I marveled at how nicely
Things sometimes turn out
She got herself, all ****** on
But didn’t even shout
Since then I’m keeping quiet
My mouth closed really tight
I don’t want her to come around
And get into a fight
So I’m holding, everything I have
Remembering what she said
And hoping that her shift will end
Before I **** my bed
My bowels will soon let loose
So I’m praying to high heaven
Now that it’s, six fifty nine
Her shift will end, at seven
BOEMS BY JA 280
Written in hospital 2014
Aug 30, 2016
Aug 30, 2016 at 9:53 AM UTC
NURSE KRACHET
I’m scared to speak too loud
So I’ll whisper, just in case
That nasty nurse Miss Krachet
Comes in and shows her face
She’s quite a nasty woman
And looks just like a witch
Her face and nose both posses
This long and gnarly stitch
She walks around limping
Unsupported by a broom
She has this air about her
Must think she’s Heidi Klum
I asked her for my *****
When I once had to ***
She said, get it yourself
You won’t get it from me
But I’m confined to bed, I said
So I can’t go nowhere
She said, **** off old man
And that’s no lie, I swear
When she left, I asked my roomy
To get me that pissy ***
I had waited for so long
I had to **** a lot
I filled it up, right to the top
The next move quite the chore
Since I couldn’t bend or stretch too far
I barely made the floor
As time went by, I forgot
Where that *** now rested
So when nurse Krachet, walked right in
Her anger, soon was tested
Up to my bed, she sauntered
Thus did not see the spot
Where I had put that silly thing
Until she kicked that ***
It all splashed out, on her foot
The floor, her socks and shoes
And then her face, turned bright red
Which did, just me amuse
I marveled at how nicely
Things sometimes turn out
She got herself, all ****** on
But didn’t even shout
Since then I’m keeping quiet
My mouth closed really tight
I don’t want her to come around
And get into a fight
So I’m holding, everything I have
Remembering what she said
And hoping that her shift will end
Before I **** my bed
My bowels will soon let loose
So I’m praying to high heaven
Now that it’s, six fifty nine
Her shift will end, at seven
BOEMS BY JA 280
Written in hospital 2014
