Switch off
switch on
one more mod con'
what is life without electric curlers
vibrating pillows or clocks that glow in the dark?
A long time ago when John was switched on
a younger mod con'
here and gone in a flash,
cash was cash not a promissory note
not service charge because there's no fuckin' chance
where there's no fuckin' hope
ah
I lost the thread
computer tells me
conversation dead and to get a life
or switch off
my reply
**** off
Mother told me,
'son
no blasphemy'
and here's me
cursing to all and sundry
ps, I hate Monday,
but that's not the end of it
mod con's are put upon this earth to
destroy conversations and culture,
hairdo's and weirdos and who knows
that last one may not be true
Mother told me,
'don't trust politicians or men
in pigtails'
that was a long time before Cameron
came along and he is most definitely
a 'mod con
should be in a chain gang but we
don't have them so we put him in
Number ten which is fenced in anyway.
pps I still hate Monday
switch off
Aug 25, 2016
Aug 25, 2016 at 2:44 AM UTC
Switch off
switch on
one more mod con'
what is life without electric curlers
vibrating pillows or clocks that glow in the dark?
A long time ago when John was switched on
a younger mod con'
here and gone in a flash,
cash was cash not a promissory note
not service charge because there's no fuckin' chance
where there's no fuckin' hope
ah
I lost the thread
computer tells me
conversation dead and to get a life
or switch off
my reply
**** off
Mother told me,
'son
no blasphemy'
and here's me
cursing to all and sundry
ps, I hate Monday,
but that's not the end of it
mod con's are put upon this earth to
destroy conversations and culture,
hairdo's and weirdos and who knows
that last one may not be true
Mother told me,
'don't trust politicians or men
in pigtails'
that was a long time before Cameron
came along and he is most definitely
a 'mod con
should be in a chain gang but we
don't have them so we put him in
Number ten which is fenced in anyway.
pps I still hate Monday
switch off
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