It is with great pleasure that I post a poem written by a friend who lives in Appledore England. This work is NOT my own and all credit goes to Tracey Curtis.
(Posted with permission from author)
(I did not edit this poem in any way, typo's or otherwise as it not my work to edit)
Enjoy!
MY HUSBAND TOOK ME OUT TO LUNCH
My husbands name is Johnny
He's such an understanding guy
He has the patience of a saint
And here's one reason why
My hubby took me out for lunch
To the local public house
We sat down in the restaurant
And I swear I saw a mouse
I said to Johnny What was that?
As something ran across the floor
"I think I see a mouse" I said
over there sat by the door
First he looked across the room
And then he looked at me
He said" I can't see anything
There's nothing there to see
So I sat back in the wooden chair
And put my bag down by my feet
As Johnny poured the wine out
I chose my food to eat
Johnny ordered steak and chips
And I went for the salmon
But then I changed my mind again
And I settled for the gammon
The food was all delicious
So we thought we'd have a sweet
We were just about to order
When something touched my feet
I moved so fast I caught my foot
Inside my handbag strap
I tripped and lost my balance
And fell into some guys lap
His chair gave way with me on top
With my skirt above my head
The strap was still around my foot
And my face had gone bright red
The man shouts out, "WILL YOU GET OFF"
I think he was quite rude
And then I kicked the table leg
And down came all the food
My hubby came across to help
He helped us to our feet
The man said "what about our food"
There's nothing left to eat
My hubby said "we're sorry bud"
Please, let me pay for more
Johnny gave him Fifty quid
Then the man walked out the door
We sat back down to start again
As the staff cleaned up the mess
I had spaghetti in my hair
And gravy down my dress
My hubby said "what wrong with you"?
You almost wrecked the house"
I said " Well something touched my feet
And I think it was a mouse"
He said "well if it was it's gone now"
So can we please just settle down
I looked at him he looked at me
And he gave me such a frown
But then he smiled and said to me
"Would you like a glass of wine"?
"Would you like a bit more food "?
I said "No thanks I'm fine"
I said "I think I'll have a cigarette
That can't cause any harm"
As I reached to get my bag
The mouse ran up my arm
I jumped up fast and spun around
And then I started squealing
I sounded like a little pig
As I nearly hit the ceiling
I swung the bag around my head
And all around my seat
I swung it high and swung it low
And I swung it round my feet
I smacked my Johnny in the face
With my bag as I was swinging
I think I hit him with the phone
As my phone it started ringing
I climbed upon the table
As I knew the mouse was there
But then I slipped the table flipped
And the plates flew in the air
The food went left the drinks went right
Something caught the fire alarm
And all because that little mouse
Ran up my ****** arm
My Johnny's eye was swollen
From the bag when he got lashed
Although he couldn't see that well
He could see the room was trashed
He looked at me and then he said
"I thought I said stay calm?
I said " I tried my best it didn't work
As the mouse ran up my arm
He shook his head and hung it low
And then just stood there sighing
I said" What's up with you John?
He said" it's you, your very trying
This day has cost a fortune
But I'm not about to shout
But let me make it clear to you
It's the last time you come out
© Written by me..... TRACEY CURTIS...26\5\14
Aug 1, 2016
Aug 1, 2016 at 6:37 PM UTC
It is with great pleasure that I post a poem written by a friend who lives in Appledore England. This work is NOT my own and all credit goes to Tracey Curtis.
(Posted with permission from author)
(I did not edit this poem in any way, typo's or otherwise as it not my work to edit)
Enjoy!
MY HUSBAND TOOK ME OUT TO LUNCH
My husbands name is Johnny
He's such an understanding guy
He has the patience of a saint
And here's one reason why
My hubby took me out for lunch
To the local public house
We sat down in the restaurant
And I swear I saw a mouse
I said to Johnny What was that?
As something ran across the floor
"I think I see a mouse" I said
over there sat by the door
First he looked across the room
And then he looked at me
He said" I can't see anything
There's nothing there to see
So I sat back in the wooden chair
And put my bag down by my feet
As Johnny poured the wine out
I chose my food to eat
Johnny ordered steak and chips
And I went for the salmon
But then I changed my mind again
And I settled for the gammon
The food was all delicious
So we thought we'd have a sweet
We were just about to order
When something touched my feet
I moved so fast I caught my foot
Inside my handbag strap
I tripped and lost my balance
And fell into some guys lap
His chair gave way with me on top
With my skirt above my head
The strap was still around my foot
And my face had gone bright red
The man shouts out, "WILL YOU GET OFF"
I think he was quite rude
And then I kicked the table leg
And down came all the food
My hubby came across to help
He helped us to our feet
The man said "what about our food"
There's nothing left to eat
My hubby said "we're sorry bud"
Please, let me pay for more
Johnny gave him Fifty quid
Then the man walked out the door
We sat back down to start again
As the staff cleaned up the mess
I had spaghetti in my hair
And gravy down my dress
My hubby said "what wrong with you"?
You almost wrecked the house"
I said " Well something touched my feet
And I think it was a mouse"
He said "well if it was it's gone now"
So can we please just settle down
I looked at him he looked at me
And he gave me such a frown
But then he smiled and said to me
"Would you like a glass of wine"?
"Would you like a bit more food "?
I said "No thanks I'm fine"
I said "I think I'll have a cigarette
That can't cause any harm"
As I reached to get my bag
The mouse ran up my arm
I jumped up fast and spun around
And then I started squealing
I sounded like a little pig
As I nearly hit the ceiling
I swung the bag around my head
And all around my seat
I swung it high and swung it low
And I swung it round my feet
I smacked my Johnny in the face
With my bag as I was swinging
I think I hit him with the phone
As my phone it started ringing
I climbed upon the table
As I knew the mouse was there
But then I slipped the table flipped
And the plates flew in the air
The food went left the drinks went right
Something caught the fire alarm
And all because that little mouse
Ran up my ****** arm
My Johnny's eye was swollen
From the bag when he got lashed
Although he couldn't see that well
He could see the room was trashed
He looked at me and then he said
"I thought I said stay calm?
I said " I tried my best it didn't work
As the mouse ran up my arm
He shook his head and hung it low
And then just stood there sighing
I said" What's up with you John?
He said" it's you, your very trying
This day has cost a fortune
But I'm not about to shout
But let me make it clear to you
It's the last time you come out
© Written by me..... TRACEY CURTIS...26\5\14
