It should all become clear as you continue to read
My wife has been driving me crazy
with long lists of chores I must do.
I’d rather just sit and watch football,
So I slipped out the back door to you.
Your smile took the chill from the evening,
You seemed genuinely glad I was there
The forty niner's and Giants were playing
You sat me in my favorite chair.
You procured me a “Girl “for my pleasure,
Another, when the first “Girl “was through.
You brought me an excellent dinner.
There seemed nothing that you wouldn’t do.
We engage in a harmless flirtation-
You toss your blonde hair and laugh sweet-
Rex Ryan would lust for you madly
As you sure have a nice pair of…feet.
True, I know there are others
I must share you with, even today.
But I’m not the type to be jealous,
I know your just earning your pay.
I settled the tab with the cashier
and left a nice tip there for you.
You know I’ll be back for the Giants and Pats-
Meanwhile, there are chores I must do.
Jan 27, 2012
Jan 27, 2012 at 11:36 AM UTC
It should all become clear as you continue to read
My wife has been driving me crazy
with long lists of chores I must do.
I’d rather just sit and watch football,
So I slipped out the back door to you.
Your smile took the chill from the evening,
You seemed genuinely glad I was there
The forty niner's and Giants were playing
You sat me in my favorite chair.
You procured me a “Girl “for my pleasure,
Another, when the first “Girl “was through.
You brought me an excellent dinner.
There seemed nothing that you wouldn’t do.
We engage in a harmless flirtation-
You toss your blonde hair and laugh sweet-
Rex Ryan would lust for you madly
As you sure have a nice pair of…feet.
True, I know there are others
I must share you with, even today.
But I’m not the type to be jealous,
I know your just earning your pay.
I settled the tab with the cashier
and left a nice tip there for you.
You know I’ll be back for the Giants and Pats-
Meanwhile, there are chores I must do.
"girl"= St Pauli girl in the 12 Oz glass bottle
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