bolt the doors, lock the windows,
doomsday is coming to town,
'cos London's got a muslim mayor.
O, woe is us, our children are not safe,
we can't walk the streets at night,
listen for the knock on your door
'cos London has a muslim mayor.
O, the monsters are being elected,
our nightmares have come true,
there'll be ****** on the streets,
'cos London's elected a muslim mayor.
May 10, 2016
May 10, 2016 at 10:10 AM UTC
bolt the doors, lock the windows,
doomsday is coming to town,
'cos London's got a muslim mayor.
O, woe is us, our children are not safe,
we can't walk the streets at night,
listen for the knock on your door
'cos London has a muslim mayor.
O, the monsters are being elected,
our nightmares have come true,
there'll be ****** on the streets,
'cos London's elected a muslim mayor.
Sometimes you have to make what makes you angry absurd. Always enjoyed satire.
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