i had a poetry reading
last night, well not
just me, but i read
some of my poems
it did not go well
this fellow in front
would not stop
talking into his mobile
as though everyone
wanted to know
what time his girlfriend
was going to arrive
and why she was
such a ***** in the
first place just because
he would not pick her up
when she knows that
she lives on the
completely opposite
side of town and
would make him late
late? to a poetry
reading, i thought,
why don't you hang
up the phone then
and what kind of
a woman puts up
with this **** anyway
so, i paused, and
asked him to stop
talking on the phone
people clapped, i said
that i know i am not
exactly "on" tonight
but did not think he
could do any better
i was wrong this
**** was brilliant
he stood and began
reciting with clever
lines and impossible
rhymes he did not
even stop to breathe,
well, my fault i guess
his girlfriend showed
up and of course she
turned heads as she
walked past to sit with
him, and i heard her
apologize for being late
then they left so i
just stepped off the
stage and sat down
then i left just as
soon as i thought
no one would notice
Feb 24, 2012
Feb 24, 2012 at 2:32 AM UTC
i had a poetry reading
last night, well not
just me, but i read
some of my poems
it did not go well
this fellow in front
would not stop
talking into his mobile
as though everyone
wanted to know
what time his girlfriend
was going to arrive
and why she was
such a ***** in the
first place just because
he would not pick her up
when she knows that
she lives on the
completely opposite
side of town and
would make him late
late? to a poetry
reading, i thought,
why don't you hang
up the phone then
and what kind of
a woman puts up
with this **** anyway
so, i paused, and
asked him to stop
talking on the phone
people clapped, i said
that i know i am not
exactly "on" tonight
but did not think he
could do any better
i was wrong this
**** was brilliant
he stood and began
reciting with clever
lines and impossible
rhymes he did not
even stop to breathe,
well, my fault i guess
his girlfriend showed
up and of course she
turned heads as she
walked past to sit with
him, and i heard her
apologize for being late
then they left so i
just stepped off the
stage and sat down
then i left just as
soon as i thought
no one would notice
