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and oddly enough, H is the only letter in the alphabet that can accommodate vowels the easiest, and subsequently laughter. well m can too, but it's more of a jolly hmm in between sudden outbursts of h and co. and on Sunday i get to read about a prince moaning quote: 'at home on my arse'... oi oi ***** Harry, where the magnum? call on Clint Klein and head into the eastern woods! 'there be a bowl of spaghetti there waiting for ya' the leprechaun said. ah a job, ah a family, ah George the usurper of attention seeking girlies... 10 years in the army, and then bust, using a Ouija board to stop being employed by McDonald's; but hey! it's Sunday... can't a price have his day?               god, this humour is so cheap                        it's almost gagging                                   for canned laughter,              but it ain't getting any, shame,    and double shame for Fawlty Towers using it, whatnot and what care for all that "famous"                   intelligent humour of the British ballot box,     supposedly... if that **** is intelligent & funny why use                   such horrid precautions (psst... laziness)? slapstick does it for me, means i can be intelligent in other mediums.
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May 8, 2016
May 8, 2016 at 11:59 AM UTC
H & Ouija (qui oui wee quee)
and oddly enough, H is the only letter in the alphabet that can accommodate vowels the easiest, and subsequently laughter. well m can too, but it's more of a jolly hmm in between sudden outbursts of h and co. and on Sunday i get to read about a prince moaning quote: 'at home on my arse'... oi oi ***** Harry, where the magnum? call on Clint Klein and head into the eastern woods! 'there be a bowl of spaghetti there waiting for ya' the leprechaun said. ah a job, ah a family, ah George the usurper of attention seeking girlies... 10 years in the army, and then bust, using a Ouija board to stop being employed by McDonald's; but hey! it's Sunday... can't a price have his day?               god, this humour is so cheap                        it's almost gagging                                   for canned laughter,              but it ain't getting any, shame,    and double shame for Fawlty Towers using it, whatnot and what care for all that "famous"                   intelligent humour of the British ballot box,     supposedly... if that **** is intelligent & funny why use                   such horrid precautions (psst... laziness)? slapstick does it for me, means i can be intelligent in other mediums.
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May 8, 2016
May 8, 2016 at 11:59 AM UTC
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