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got so drunk at their little, ahem, initiation ceremony: drank a bottle of whiskey when i heard we were going clubbing wearing lycra shorts... the man with the biggest bulge and the biggest stick... never understood male group psychology... or any group psychology for that matter... it isn't exactly a throng of noblemen following Henry VIII. i joined the lacrosse university team for a bit, left it when the time came to buy the equipment - i didn't think getting smacked by the defenders' longer sticks was worth it, to be a striker with the shortest stick - too physical - i thought i'd seek some other physicality, got stuck-up on rock climbing, and mountaineering for a while, nothing serious, a bit of easy bouldering on the edinbrugh crag, the one lining the skyline at holyrood park, the salisbury crag, just west of arthur's seat - i'm not going to lie about clinging off the matterhorn or something - but i did an expedition with the mountaineering club near Ben Nevis once... Glen Coe / Coire nan Lochan... and i figured, with all this talk of light pollution, well, "pollution", to think that a bunch of street lamps can blind away the stars of what former poets spoke of: about the illumination of the heavens for the blind eye to see... we camped outside one bothy (basic shelter) set off fireworks, drank whiskey, played music, burnt a fire in the bothy... but to be honest... i was not amused by this whole theory of light pollution... i looked up at the sky, and the number of stars was no greater than the number seen in a bright lit city... i know they say all those telescopes amplify the chance of peering into the heavens at night and see more stars... but why cite light pollution, when, in a remote highland hideout the number of stars didn't increase in number... i've heard a girl from australia cite that, in the outback she said more stars could be seen... even without a telescope... so the scottish highlands are unlike the australian outback? is it just me... or is it simply ******** this whole light pollution argument? it was dark out there like in an **** after black coffee and charcoal tablets.
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Apr 8, 2016
Apr 8, 2016 at 6:45 PM UTC
after black coffee & charcoal tablets
got so drunk at their little, ahem, initiation ceremony: drank a bottle of whiskey when i heard we were going clubbing wearing lycra shorts... the man with the biggest bulge and the biggest stick... never understood male group psychology... or any group psychology for that matter... it isn't exactly a throng of noblemen following Henry VIII. i joined the lacrosse university team for a bit, left it when the time came to buy the equipment - i didn't think getting smacked by the defenders' longer sticks was worth it, to be a striker with the shortest stick - too physical - i thought i'd seek some other physicality, got stuck-up on rock climbing, and mountaineering for a while, nothing serious, a bit of easy bouldering on the edinbrugh crag, the one lining the skyline at holyrood park, the salisbury crag, just west of arthur's seat - i'm not going to lie about clinging off the matterhorn or something - but i did an expedition with the mountaineering club near Ben Nevis once... Glen Coe / Coire nan Lochan... and i figured, with all this talk of light pollution, well, "pollution", to think that a bunch of street lamps can blind away the stars of what former poets spoke of: about the illumination of the heavens for the blind eye to see... we camped outside one bothy (basic shelter) set off fireworks, drank whiskey, played music, burnt a fire in the bothy... but to be honest... i was not amused by this whole theory of light pollution... i looked up at the sky, and the number of stars was no greater than the number seen in a bright lit city... i know they say all those telescopes amplify the chance of peering into the heavens at night and see more stars... but why cite light pollution, when, in a remote highland hideout the number of stars didn't increase in number... i've heard a girl from australia cite that, in the outback she said more stars could be seen... even without a telescope... so the scottish highlands are unlike the australian outback? is it just me... or is it simply ******** this whole light pollution argument? it was dark out there like in an **** after black coffee and charcoal tablets.
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Apr 8, 2016
Apr 8, 2016 at 6:45 PM UTC
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