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i was slapping my leg while i laughed... so here's a hip-hip-hooray for a boxing match! because i have dementia and you have kidney failure, and we're both on retirement pay-cheques. well... i was trying to put my sunglasses on... couldn't find them... then i said the words: 'but i did'... and i did imitate putting glasses onto my protruding cartilage and shadowed eye-sockets... i did... but the joke wasn't Adolf ****** sporting a Charlie Chaplin moustache... it was the fact that i imitated putting glasses on and said the words - but i did! serious giggles, i'm telling you, i almost had to stitch-up my hernia into a sleeping-bag of never existed! yep, some call it life, and some call it sleep; trampolines are handy to rescue the argument from a food / pillow fight; you can tell i never had siblings to relate to... Jurassic world part two.
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Apr 5, 2016
Apr 5, 2016 at 12:17 PM UTC
putting my sunglasses on
i was slapping my leg while i laughed... so here's a hip-hip-hooray for a boxing match! because i have dementia and you have kidney failure, and we're both on retirement pay-cheques. well... i was trying to put my sunglasses on... couldn't find them... then i said the words: 'but i did'... and i did imitate putting glasses onto my protruding cartilage and shadowed eye-sockets... i did... but the joke wasn't Adolf ****** sporting a Charlie Chaplin moustache... it was the fact that i imitated putting glasses on and said the words - but i did! serious giggles, i'm telling you, i almost had to stitch-up my hernia into a sleeping-bag of never existed! yep, some call it life, and some call it sleep; trampolines are handy to rescue the argument from a food / pillow fight; you can tell i never had siblings to relate to... Jurassic world part two.
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Apr 5, 2016
Apr 5, 2016 at 12:17 PM UTC
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