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'I'm going to run away Miss - I'm taking a t-shirt and a pound of ham with me,' he wanted his dad, how very sad - that little boy was barely a lad, treated bad. My dad said that I shouldn't show anyone my private parts, only my sister saw me, she said: 'What's that?' I said: 'It's my willy,' 'It's got a hat on and looks so silly.' 'Where's daddy gone?' 'He's in heaven Billy,' 'Do they have a pub there?' 'No, only holy water,' 'Where do babies come from? Does the stork bring them, is that why they have a big beak?' 'He hit me in the 'smalls' Miss, and that boy who smells said that he wants to give me a kiss.
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Apr 4, 2016
Apr 4, 2016 at 4:41 PM UTC
THINGS CHILDREN SAY
'I'm going to run away Miss - I'm taking a t-shirt and a pound of ham with me,' he wanted his dad, how very sad - that little boy was barely a lad, treated bad. My dad said that I shouldn't show anyone my private parts, only my sister saw me, she said: 'What's that?' I said: 'It's my willy,' 'It's got a hat on and looks so silly.' 'Where's daddy gone?' 'He's in heaven Billy,' 'Do they have a pub there?' 'No, only holy water,' 'Where do babies come from? Does the stork bring them, is that why they have a big beak?' 'He hit me in the 'smalls' Miss, and that boy who smells said that he wants to give me a kiss.
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Apr 4, 2016
Apr 4, 2016 at 4:41 PM UTC
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