What is it with the Americans-?
With their endless cups of “Joe”
Starbucks on every corner
At least it seems that’s so.
Those who overdose on coffee
Are always on the “go”
With palpitating heart beats
And hands that shake like so.
Billions of cups consumed yearly,
The landfills awash with debris
If only my Dad had a Styrofoam mine
Imagine how rich we would be.
Chocolate is much more civilized;
antioxidant rich and sweet.
They say it’s a mild aphrodisiac
and a laxative for the effete.
Those people addicted to coffee
Wake up “Grumpy and groaning”
While those folks addicted to chocolate
can be sure they’ll be coming and going..
Dec 29, 2011
Dec 29, 2011 at 8:32 AM UTC
What is it with the Americans-?
With their endless cups of “Joe”
Starbucks on every corner
At least it seems that’s so.
Those who overdose on coffee
Are always on the “go”
With palpitating heart beats
And hands that shake like so.
Billions of cups consumed yearly,
The landfills awash with debris
If only my Dad had a Styrofoam mine
Imagine how rich we would be.
Chocolate is much more civilized;
antioxidant rich and sweet.
They say it’s a mild aphrodisiac
and a laxative for the effete.
Those people addicted to coffee
Wake up “Grumpy and groaning”
While those folks addicted to chocolate
can be sure they’ll be coming and going..
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