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WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A ****** WITH AN ESKIMO? ANSWER: YOU GET A MASSIVE VASSAL WITH A PASSIVE TASSEL AND A FRIGID ****** WITH WITH A RIGID DIGIT. COLD COMFORT. DO YOU LIKE IT IN CIDER? THERE WAS A BIG BLACK HAIRY SPIDER WHICH CHASED JUSTIN G., DON'T YOU SEE THAT'S SO COOL - SO APRIL FOOL! OF THE NILE A JEWEL, NOW I'LL DROOL AT YOUR POOL. I MUST BE EMOTIONALLY OFF COURSE, OF COURSE IT'S NICE TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZON, PUT EYES ON DIFFERENT THINGS, DIG INTO WHAT'S BENEATH, YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT'S ABOVE YOU UNTIL SOMEBODY SAYS THAT THEY LOVE YOU. LET'S HAVE SOME NO SADNESS, LOTS OF GLADNESS EVEN THO' THERE MAY BE **** IN MY MADNESS.
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Apr 1, 2016
Apr 1, 2016 at 2:45 PM UTC
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WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A ****** WITH AN ESKIMO? ANSWER: YOU GET A MASSIVE VASSAL WITH A PASSIVE TASSEL AND A FRIGID ****** WITH WITH A RIGID DIGIT. COLD COMFORT. DO YOU LIKE IT IN CIDER? THERE WAS A BIG BLACK HAIRY SPIDER WHICH CHASED JUSTIN G., DON'T YOU SEE THAT'S SO COOL - SO APRIL FOOL! OF THE NILE A JEWEL, NOW I'LL DROOL AT YOUR POOL. I MUST BE EMOTIONALLY OFF COURSE, OF COURSE IT'S NICE TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZON, PUT EYES ON DIFFERENT THINGS, DIG INTO WHAT'S BENEATH, YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT'S ABOVE YOU UNTIL SOMEBODY SAYS THAT THEY LOVE YOU. LET'S HAVE SOME NO SADNESS, LOTS OF GLADNESS EVEN THO' THERE MAY BE **** IN MY MADNESS.
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Apr 1, 2016
Apr 1, 2016 at 2:45 PM UTC
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