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i,m charming and witty sometimes i,m funny i aint a millionaire but i aint short of money i,m a canny lad my hearts in the right place just a shame i got a ugly face but i do look good wen i turn my back but if i face you cover my head with a sack i got big ears and my eyes are brown not blue but if i i say i love you you,ll know its ttrue my manhood is just average i got sum manboobs too i got knobbly knees and my y fronts stink of poo so wat i need is a blind girl with no sense of smell and 1 whos deaf too so her friends cant tell guess wat i,m saying is i,m insecure too if you still talk to me respect to you
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Mar 20, 2016
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:45 PM UTC
Ugly face
i,m charming and witty sometimes i,m funny i aint a millionaire but i aint short of money i,m a canny lad my hearts in the right place just a shame i got a ugly face but i do look good wen i turn my back but if i face you cover my head with a sack i got big ears and my eyes are brown not blue but if i i say i love you you,ll know its ttrue my manhood is just average i got sum manboobs too i got knobbly knees and my y fronts stink of poo so wat i need is a blind girl with no sense of smell and 1 whos deaf too so her friends cant tell guess wat i,m saying is i,m insecure too if you still talk to me respect to you
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Mar 20, 2016
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:45 PM UTC
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