Get that MSc
Get it before you get married
Have children and own an expensive TV
Get that Job,
That steady income
Before you pass thirty
And can become no one’s employee
There’s a massive gap in your work history
The work you did doesn’t matter if you can’t verify it
Anyone can lie, and no one will believe.
Well, my unwanted adviser,
I refuse,
If you can’t hire me past the age of thirty,
The fact is more telling of you.
If a paper certificate is that important than my word
Then maybe we shouldn’t be talking anymore
Yes, there is a gap in my work history,
But during my full time tenor with you
There was a gap in my sanity.
I do mean to be rude,
Your advice is flawed and is not relevant to my experiences
So I’ll make my own decisions,
And you can take that condescending tone out of your voice
Feb 23, 2016
Feb 23, 2016 at 11:32 PM UTC
Get that MSc
Get it before you get married
Have children and own an expensive TV
Get that Job,
That steady income
Before you pass thirty
And can become no one’s employee
There’s a massive gap in your work history
The work you did doesn’t matter if you can’t verify it
Anyone can lie, and no one will believe.
Well, my unwanted adviser,
I refuse,
If you can’t hire me past the age of thirty,
The fact is more telling of you.
If a paper certificate is that important than my word
Then maybe we shouldn’t be talking anymore
Yes, there is a gap in my work history,
But during my full time tenor with you
There was a gap in my sanity.
I do mean to be rude,
Your advice is flawed and is not relevant to my experiences
So I’ll make my own decisions,
And you can take that condescending tone out of your voice