9 years in development
and you are still not worth the wait
Your random crits
are fair and balanced
and the re-skins are totally what we wanted
Your bonus duckpocalypse
and in the beam meme
shall not distract us from what we want.
New weapons. Please; Please.
Your devoted follower,
Timothy H.
Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 2:21 PM UTC
9 years in development
and you are still not worth the wait
Your random crits
are fair and balanced
and the re-skins are totally what we wanted
Your bonus duckpocalypse
and in the beam meme
shall not distract us from what we want.
New weapons. Please; Please.
Your devoted follower,
Timothy H.
Phlog needs a buff and the Market Garden needs a nerf.
What a joke.
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