People think it's easy
Being on the dole
But it strips you of your dignity
And slowly destroys your soul
It's not all tabs and alcohol
And pub crawls everyday
There's no designer clothes
It's primark all the way
It's farm foods or herons
For your weekly shopping too
Forget your marks and Spencer's
There just to dear for you
Your mates who work are clubbing
And pulling all the lasses
Your stuck at home with four cheap cans
And cups instead of glasses
You smell of pound shop aftershave
You use bic razors too
You wipe your *** on newspaper
When you go to have a poo
So when you say life on benefits
Is really quite a breeze
Walk a mile in my holey shoes
Before you call me please
Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 5:43 PM UTC
People think it's easy
Being on the dole
But it strips you of your dignity
And slowly destroys your soul
It's not all tabs and alcohol
And pub crawls everyday
There's no designer clothes
It's primark all the way
It's farm foods or herons
For your weekly shopping too
Forget your marks and Spencer's
There just to dear for you
Your mates who work are clubbing
And pulling all the lasses
Your stuck at home with four cheap cans
And cups instead of glasses
You smell of pound shop aftershave
You use bic razors too
You wipe your *** on newspaper
When you go to have a poo
So when you say life on benefits
Is really quite a breeze
Walk a mile in my holey shoes
Before you call me please