Answer us true
How old are you?
Are you boy or girl?
Close your eyes.
Do you see a fire or a whirl-
wind? How much have you sinned?
Given a choice pick
red or blue?
Given a choice pick none or new?
Picture yourself in the woods.
Do you see a horse or a mare?
A rabbit or a hare?
Is it a half empty or half full barr-
el? Have you ever thought to ****
Do your dreams end in flight
or fall?
Do you fight when held up
against a wall?
Do you stand up strong and tall?
Or hunch down,
make yourself small?
Do you like your peanuts sal-
ted? Do you like your coffee malted?
Do you fidget when you eat?
Tap to music with your feet?
Is your happiness fleet-
ing when your life has you beat?
Do you gaze directly at the sun?
Shade your love from
coming undone?
Do you largely have fun-
ctional relationships?
And last, not least, has come:
What do you think of your dear mum
and dad? Did they turn you good or bad?
Now we've collated your results.
You're [insert personality type here]
I hope now it's all so clear,
this box in which you fit best.
We've emailed you this score lest
you forget the results
of your Personality Test.
Feb 3, 2016
Feb 3, 2016 at 5:50 AM UTC
Answer us true
How old are you?
Are you boy or girl?
Close your eyes.
Do you see a fire or a whirl-
wind? How much have you sinned?
Given a choice pick
red or blue?
Given a choice pick none or new?
Picture yourself in the woods.
Do you see a horse or a mare?
A rabbit or a hare?
Is it a half empty or half full barr-
el? Have you ever thought to ****
Do your dreams end in flight
or fall?
Do you fight when held up
against a wall?
Do you stand up strong and tall?
Or hunch down,
make yourself small?
Do you like your peanuts sal-
ted? Do you like your coffee malted?
Do you fidget when you eat?
Tap to music with your feet?
Is your happiness fleet-
ing when your life has you beat?
Do you gaze directly at the sun?
Shade your love from
coming undone?
Do you largely have fun-
ctional relationships?
And last, not least, has come:
What do you think of your dear mum
and dad? Did they turn you good or bad?
Now we've collated your results.
You're [insert personality type here]
I hope now it's all so clear,
this box in which you fit best.
We've emailed you this score lest
you forget the results
of your Personality Test.
Took prose for a spin. Encountered a different meter and a different rhyme.
