Hey, Have you ever been in a play where you blank out, deer in headlights, just forget your entire monologue and have to wing the whole thing?

robby-cale Poems

I... I.. Aye aye aye. I am.. What I am.. I am dracula. And I bid you welcome To the first day of the rest of your Life, liberty, and the pursuit of The best of times, it was the worst of times, No. This time, it's personal. Actually, there is no time Like the Present arms Out as a gesture of good Will you please just give me a line? No. I just have to think. I just have to think. I think, Therefore I am Saving a bunch of money on my car insurance. And ba-da-ba-ba-ba I'm lovin' it! And I love the smell of nav.. Navels in the morning. And I like big butts and I cannot lie How like I like what is in the work. The chance to do unto others as you would You please just give me a line? Come on. There's gotta be a line that you.. B-line! As the crow flies! Because the longest way round is The shortest way home. And there's no place like home Of the braves. Brave. I just gotta be brave And keep this up Up, and Away Way better to Reign in hell, than serve Some of the other white meat. Because no, I can always just Open up a can of worms, Which by any other name Would taste as sweet. And just feast on life, You know? Because the way to a man's heart is through his bloodstream. Which is thicker than water. So you can lead a horse to water, But you can't make it ...... Walk on it. And don't walk on eggshells. Walk lively! Walk on the moon! Walk on cloud Nine ways to skin a cat. Because they make take our lives, All nine, But they'll never take our freedom To go cuckoo for cocoa Puff The magic dragon, Who lived by the See what a tangled web we We've got to stick together if we're Gonna get through This Is the long and the short of it. This, above all else, To thine own self be Ware the ides of march. No. To thine own self be Or not to be, That is the ... ... something. .. .. Something's rotten in denmark! No, There's something on the wing! No, something wicked this way Come what, Come may, Come Watson, come. The game is afoot. But frankly, my dear, I don't give a **** Because you're ****** if you do, And ****** if you Don't you hear me calling for line? Come one, it's survival of the fittest up here! .. .. No, I'll just be strong. I'll just be STRONG! Yeah, Army Strong enough for man, but made for a woman, Because you know what, honey, it's not you. It's me. The number one prescribed band Doctors choose most for their night time, sniffling, Sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy-head, Fever, so you can rest medicine! I'll be the king In this world, You gotta hope for the best, And prepare for the worst, And just take whatever god Send me a line! Please! Thank you. Avas me mateys, Alas dear lads, There she blows, Off with her head, But where's the cream filling? I jest. Rest assured you're in good hands with All's fair in love and war Because you gotta keep your friends close and your Lovers closer, Because hey. Any friend of yours is a Friends don't let friends drive! So grab a plane!. If he leaves and you're not on that plane, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, Maybe not tomorrow, But soon. And for the rest of your Life comes fast, so grab A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! Or better yet, beam me up, Scotty! Scotty. ....... ..... ... .. Scotty. Scotty, what we have here Is a failure to communicate. Scotty! sniff Eh tu, scotty? Parting is such sweet sorrow. I don't know. Cry. sniff Cry! Cry havoc, and let's slip the Rolling stone gathering no mass. And just slip me a line! Someone! I'm between a Rock and a hard day's night up here! Here... here... here's the raw end of the deal. You see I remember a moss of things, but not distinctly. So just don't let it end like this. Tell them I said ...... something.