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1 - Sweep out the International Space Station. 2 - Eat Kale every day and like it. 3 - Learn to know and like a republican. 4 - Become a Mixed Martial Arts champion. 5 - Be kind to extinct wolverines. 6 - Develop at taste for Rap music. 7 - Explore gastronomic excess with you $16 in food stamps. 8 - Teach the cat how to vacuum and dust. 9 - Find the last person under 30 without a smartphone. 10 - Figure out why God created Twitter. 11 - Solve the riddle of what women really want. 12 - Give up on all the above by Ground Hog Day. ~mce
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Jan 19, 2016
Jan 19, 2016 at 9:29 AM UTC
Eleven Belated And Impossible New Year's Resolutions Plus One That Can't Fail
1 - Sweep out the International Space Station. 2 - Eat Kale every day and like it. 3 - Learn to know and like a republican. 4 - Become a Mixed Martial Arts champion. 5 - Be kind to extinct wolverines. 6 - Develop at taste for Rap music. 7 - Explore gastronomic excess with you $16 in food stamps. 8 - Teach the cat how to vacuum and dust. 9 - Find the last person under 30 without a smartphone. 10 - Figure out why God created Twitter. 11 - Solve the riddle of what women really want. 12 - Give up on all the above by Ground Hog Day. ~mce
mike-essig
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Jan 19, 2016
Jan 19, 2016 at 9:29 AM UTC
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