Hey, Hey, NRA
Who're you going
To **** today?
A little girl at school
Or a little boy at play
Maybe a *******
From India by mistake
Home defense
Is a good excuse
But it's more likely
to be home abuse
Suicides are up
And accidents too
But they're guaranteed
By Amendment Two
We all need protection
From all the terrorists
Because they can buy guns
Even if they're on our lists
And don't forget the Government
We'll need our peashooter Glocks
Against their heavy armament
Hey, Hey, NRA
Who're you going
To **** today?
Jan 4, 2016
Jan 4, 2016 at 2:55 AM UTC
Hey, Hey, NRA
Who're you going
To **** today?
A little girl at school
Or a little boy at play
Maybe a *******
From India by mistake
Home defense
Is a good excuse
But it's more likely
to be home abuse
Suicides are up
And accidents too
But they're guaranteed
By Amendment Two
We all need protection
From all the terrorists
Because they can buy guns
Even if they're on our lists
And don't forget the Government
We'll need our peashooter Glocks
Against their heavy armament
Hey, Hey, NRA
Who're you going
To **** today?