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Minimum wage men With $200 dollar shoes And minimum wage women Expecting $300 bags From them. I remember telling my last girlfriend "WELL...SHIT!... YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GOING TO BUY EACH OTHER ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS! WHY'D YOU BUY ME THIS!!" she cried And on the 26th I bought her a crystal Necklace on twine From a Mexican swapmeet And ice cream Sandwiches. I mouth off so much at work All day Sometimes I think I'm Trying To get canned. The higher ups seem Entertained by it. I've seen the guys That sweat Panic And dream of sales Get fired. While I stand in the bathroom Writing poems. I do feel bad about Not putting effort Into IT. But I figure... There are more Humane traps Out there.
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Dec 29, 2015
Dec 29, 2015 at 10:52 PM UTC
Work. 3.(Drunk at the forklift)
Minimum wage men With $200 dollar shoes And minimum wage women Expecting $300 bags From them. I remember telling my last girlfriend "WELL...SHIT!... YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GOING TO BUY EACH OTHER ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS! WHY'D YOU BUY ME THIS!!" she cried And on the 26th I bought her a crystal Necklace on twine From a Mexican swapmeet And ice cream Sandwiches. I mouth off so much at work All day Sometimes I think I'm Trying To get canned. The higher ups seem Entertained by it. I've seen the guys That sweat Panic And dream of sales Get fired. While I stand in the bathroom Writing poems. I do feel bad about Not putting effort Into IT. But I figure... There are more Humane traps Out there.
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Dec 29, 2015
Dec 29, 2015 at 10:52 PM UTC
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