In the very beginning
when God made woman and man,
He noticed some were smarter
and devised a glorious plan.
He gathered them together
and solemnly commanded,
“You, my favorite children,
will henceforth be left-handed.”
So when you see a lefty,
please give your due respect,
and try not to be offended
by their greater intellect.
Although you are right-handed,
for which there is no cure,
remember God still loves you…
He just loves lefties more.
Nov 27, 2011
Nov 27, 2011 at 9:46 AM UTC
In the very beginning
when God made woman and man,
He noticed some were smarter
and devised a glorious plan.
He gathered them together
and solemnly commanded,
“You, my favorite children,
will henceforth be left-handed.”
So when you see a lefty,
please give your due respect,
and try not to be offended
by their greater intellect.
Although you are right-handed,
for which there is no cure,
remember God still loves you…
He just loves lefties more.