ROMEO &
...MARY.
Romeo and
Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet
....is it?
Sure isn't that all
I ever hear!
That Shakespeare has a lot
to answer for!
See how he stitched up
that poor Richard the **** chap!
He can give a body
the ****
so he
can!
Twisting everything
into that Möbius strip
imagination of
his!
I got my Romeo
fair and square
...so I did!
Yeah yeah, I know
he still carries a torch
"Oh Juliet Juliet wherefore
art thou Juliet."
he cries
out in his sleep.
But, I don't care where
he gets his appetite
as long as he
eats at home!
Sometimes in the midst
of our...eh...great passions
he will call her
name instead
of mine
that filthy little swine.
Sometimes his mind will
even wander back to
to....what's her
face...oh...Rosalind.
Juliet married
Paris in Paris
had ten kids
lost her fine figure
ran to fat
imagine that!
I'd like to see her teach
the torches to burn bright
ha ha
nowadays!
And that, was( despite what
rot was wrote): THAT!
Rosalind had many many
husbands
none of them
her own!
Died of the pox
had it coming to her.
Me & my
hubby still
going strong
50 years married
this forthcoming
July now
put that in
your new biography
and tell it how
it is.
Romeo &
Mary Kathleen Priscilla O' Keefe.
Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 1:56 PM UTC
ROMEO &
...MARY.
Romeo and
Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet
....is it?
Sure isn't that all
I ever hear!
That Shakespeare has a lot
to answer for!
See how he stitched up
that poor Richard the **** chap!
He can give a body
the ****
so he
can!
Twisting everything
into that Möbius strip
imagination of
his!
I got my Romeo
fair and square
...so I did!
Yeah yeah, I know
he still carries a torch
"Oh Juliet Juliet wherefore
art thou Juliet."
he cries
out in his sleep.
But, I don't care where
he gets his appetite
as long as he
eats at home!
Sometimes in the midst
of our...eh...great passions
he will call her
name instead
of mine
that filthy little swine.
Sometimes his mind will
even wander back to
to....what's her
face...oh...Rosalind.
Juliet married
Paris in Paris
had ten kids
lost her fine figure
ran to fat
imagine that!
I'd like to see her teach
the torches to burn bright
ha ha
nowadays!
And that, was( despite what
rot was wrote): THAT!
Rosalind had many many
husbands
none of them
her own!
Died of the pox
had it coming to her.
Me & my
hubby still
going strong
50 years married
this forthcoming
July now
put that in
your new biography
and tell it how
it is.
Romeo &
Mary Kathleen Priscilla O' Keefe.
