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i. if you attack the darwinian supply & demand... who the hell is going to be homosexual?! you just attacked hetrosexual males, i don't feel like paying politician's taxes or making children... thank you, no, bye bye; women never sang of beauty, they merely shouted about it: a father's hands in weeping crafted a fountain of the son's clouded approximates that gave unto us spring's joy whether that be an abundance of water or colour. ii. if i can't laugh into the night, and think of the muse, then i am endeared by your want of sleep, as a vitamin loss; oddly enough there are only 1.5mg of potassium in 100ml of water, and old ladies think there's a concern for potassium imbalance when you drink too much coffee, and have to drink excesses of tomato juice to balance the "books."
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Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 9:58 PM UTC
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i. if you attack the darwinian supply & demand... who the hell is going to be homosexual?! you just attacked hetrosexual males, i don't feel like paying politician's taxes or making children... thank you, no, bye bye; women never sang of beauty, they merely shouted about it: a father's hands in weeping crafted a fountain of the son's clouded approximates that gave unto us spring's joy whether that be an abundance of water or colour. ii. if i can't laugh into the night, and think of the muse, then i am endeared by your want of sleep, as a vitamin loss; oddly enough there are only 1.5mg of potassium in 100ml of water, and old ladies think there's a concern for potassium imbalance when you drink too much coffee, and have to drink excesses of tomato juice to balance the "books."
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Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 9:58 PM UTC
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